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[cue Janis Joplin]
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...
So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?
I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.
Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!
Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...
So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?
I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.
Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!
Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.
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Date: 2006-07-16 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-16 10:58 pm (UTC)whoever she is
Date: 2006-08-03 06:10 pm (UTC)Re: whoever she is
Date: 2006-08-03 06:16 pm (UTC)I'm religous, well, I've always believed in god and spent a lot of years searching for the a religion that felt right to me and only recently found one.
Jan Andrea has spent a lot of time doing many different things on the web, have you seen her site? She has patterns for how to make your own baby sling, how to make your own nursing bras out of regular bras, all sorts of things. It doesn't appear that she only bitches.
Re: whoever she is
Date: 2006-08-03 06:18 pm (UTC)Everyone enjoys a good vent once in a while, and I happen to vent on my LiveJournal. It's harmless fun.
And 32 may be old to some, but it's all relative.
Please go acquire a life.