Hypocrasy in action! (Part One of the new Asshats on the Road series!)

[jan_andrea]

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[cue Janis Joplin]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...

So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?

I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.

Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!

Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.

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[jan-andrea.livejournal.com]

Oh, and yes, I'm well aware that it's quite possible this person *does* donate to charity and do nice things and such, and also has enough money left over to buy a Mercedes. If so, good for her. But in the WWJDrive competition, she loses.