Hypocrasy in action! (Part One of the new Asshats on the Road series!)

[jan_andrea]

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[cue Janis Joplin]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...

So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?

I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.

Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!

Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.

Comments

Re: whoever she is

[jan-andrea.livejournal.com]

It's so brave of you to post anonymously! I mean, I am impressed. And your skills at deduction -- marvelous! With a name like Jan Andrea, I could definitely be a man, especially since there's a link to my webpage with all kinds of male-oriented things like being pregnant and nursing a baby.

Everyone enjoys a good vent once in a while, and I happen to vent on my LiveJournal. It's harmless fun.

And 32 may be old to some, but it's all relative.

Please go acquire a life.