Hypocrasy in action! (Part One of the new Asshats on the Road series!)

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Originally uploaded by jan_andrea.

[cue Janis Joplin]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...

So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?

I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.

Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!

Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.

MYGAS (Part two in the "Asshats on the Road" series)

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Originally uploaded by jan_andrea.

The plate says "MYGAS" if it's not clear enough.

Dickheads like this must laugh and laugh every time someone dies in Iraq, don't you think, if they're so cavalier about fuel usage? Or maybe he enjoys the 95 degree days we've been having lately in the northeast.

Whatever his excuse, he's an asshat.