Jan Heirtzler (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
jan_andrea) wrote2006-07-16 05:00 pm
jan_andrea) wrote2006-07-16 05:00 pm
Hypocrasy in action! (Part One of the new Asshats on the Road series!)
[cue Janis Joplin]
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...
So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?
I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.
Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!
Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...
So, yeah. What would Jesus drive?
I'm guessing that, had he existed, and collected enough funds to buy a Mercedes, he'd probably go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a junker, then use the rest of the money to feed the poor and suffering.
Good thing we have True Christians (tm) like this one to show us how Jesus would *really* consume: conspicuously!
Seriously, if you're going to claim to be Saved, and a follower of the One True Religion and the Only Way to Heaven... buy a nice Toyota Avalon and send the rest of your money to CARE or something, okay? I mean, jeez, I'm an atheist, and I send 10% of my income to charity. And I drive a Honda Civic, which is *plenty good*.
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