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Jan Heirtzler ([personal profile] jan_andrea) wrote2007-01-20 07:02 pm

Yeah, baby, I am fantastic.

You know the Bible 87%!
 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

Ultimate Bible Quiz


Is it ironic that an atheist should be called "a Biblical scholar", even if by a silly internet quiz? I mean, most of those questions were really duh-duh -- only one answer wasn't stupid or anachronistic -- but still.

It did occasionally amuse me at school when I could quote stuff from the Bible way better than my "Christian" friends (you know, the ones for whom going to the garage would make them a car).

[identity profile] avalera.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite one was, "Joshua said, 'As for me and my house, we will serve the _____.'
a. turkey"

[identity profile] maartje.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, wrong, you n00b, they didn't have turkey! It was wine! ;)

(I got 85% and I thought I was doing crap. I have no idea of the order of the books, for example).

[identity profile] avalera.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know it was wine. I was saying I thought the answers were funny.

it wasn't wine...

(Anonymous) 2007-01-31 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
it was "Lord"..."we will serve the Lord" Which is what us Christians strive to do whether we have the Bible memorized or not.
Love & Blessings,
Angela

Another Point for the Athiests!

[identity profile] artemis-rich.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You know the Bible 88%!
 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
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[identity profile] brunahildm.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You know the Bible 77%!
 

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
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I'm pretty amazed I did that well, actually. I have no clue on the order of the books.

Well, that was sort of dopey.

[identity profile] lady-jem.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I expected that this was going to be like the quizzes you sometimes see with questions like, "How many kings brought gifts to Jesus?" (The answer, of course, is NONE! The Bible just calls them "astrologers.")I wish I remembered where I saw that one; I did embarrassingly badly on it, although I got the question about the non-Kings. This one was was sort of...yawn.

As for me and my house, we will serve pizza.:-)
peace,
Jem